At the time of this writing, there are approximately 7.8 billion people in your reality, and thus far precisely 7.8 individuals have visited the circus (clearly, someone was not devoting their full attention). Therefore, statistically speaking, you must be new, so why not start at the beginning?
Now that we’ve got the photo-recombobulator up and running, it’s time to summon a tent whose grandeur shall do justice to my fabulous circus.
Success! The Photo-Recombobulator is working! This is wonderful news. That’s me, Em!
Can you Hear me? Hello, hello. Testing. Is this thing on? Is anyone there? … Can they hear me?