Can They Hear Me?
Can you Hear me?
Hello, hello. Testing. Is this thing on? Is anyone there?
… Can they hear me?
… They can? Excellent!
…Via typography? I don’t understand.
… What do you mean, they can’t see me? Are you saying the Photo-Reality-Transmitter has become discombobulated?!
… Can it be fixed?
… That is definitely not an acceptable workaround; their noses are practically vestigial. In their reality, if it can’t be seen, it might as well not exist. You have to stimulate their rods and cones or no one’s ever going to pay any attention at all. We must solve this discombobulation dilemma immediately. Stand by.