The Photo-Recombobulator is Working!

Success!
The Photo-Recombobulator is working!
This is wonderful news. That’s me, Em! I can see myself. Wait a moment… is that what I look like on their side?
… You’re telling me, I’ve put together the greatest circus spectacle the Mind has never known, and all they’re going to see is a bunch of puppets noodling about?
… Well, I suppose we’ll have to make due, won’t we. No one ever said casting off the shackles of reality would be easy. Did I let the fact that I don’t exist get in my way? No, I did not. And, I shan’t let translation issues with the Photo-Recombobulator’s Reality-Transference Matrix stop me, either.
… That’s true. I do look rather impressive as a puppet. I’m not sure they can perceive enough dimensions to comprehend my true form anyway. Fine. Let’s just continue, shall we. What’s next?